Aristocracy In Britain Essay, Research Paper
There was an argument going on in the Hudson Palace. The huge windows were shaking, the maids were running, trying to find a place to hide, the extravagant and expensive paintings by famous artists were about to fall on the red famous Iran rugs, because of Princess Danielle?s ear-blursting voice.
?I want another bodyguard!?, Danielle said.
?But darling you already have twenty-five bodyguards, just for fun, your passion or desire whatever. They have little work to do and cost a big load of money to keep.? , said Sir Alexander.
?But Alex darling, Countess Daphne has thirty and she is only a Countess. However I am the Princess of Wales and a member of the royal family.?
?She does not have naked pictures of herself with Brad Pitt taken on her island.?
?Oh Alex again? Won?t you ever forget it??
?I can forget you were naked but I can absolutely can not forget that you were playing with his goddamn organ? said Alex with a little anger.
?Oh shut up! I will not stand this!? said Danielle with sorrow and than to a maid, ?Ready my plane I will go to the USA.?
The maid leaved and stared to the telephone immediately.
?OK. You can go, but please don?t do a Monica thing with Clinton!?
?How dare you say such a thing as that! I am fed up!? said Danielle to Alex With anger, ?driver ready my limousine collect the bodyguards, you woman make up my suitcase. I want 30 pieces of jewellery and 100 articles of clothing and 20 pair of shoes, my make up, perfume, and other accessories. I want to leave this building in 10 minutes. Off you go.?
After 10 minutes, Danielle was ready to go to the USA. She did not even say a goodbye to her husband. When she left her huge palace and stared at her limousine she noticed that there were only two limos. She shouted:
?I want another limousine! Find a driver and let?s go quickly.?
?But princess the other 3 are your Sir Alexander?s limos.?
?Do you want to lose your job? Do as I say!?
Than she went inside the biggest limo there and the driver took her to the airport. Her huge plane was waiting for her. As she was walking to the plane, all eyes at the airport were looking at her. However, she did not care. Why should she? It was an ordinary thing for her.
The plane was up in the sky and going to Washington. She was hoping to go to Rodeo Drive first, but she decided to see her friend Bill Clinton first. After that to New York and shop a little on 5th Avenue with Leonardo Di Caprio. Then to Rodeo Drive, not for shopping, for Brad.
She did not have any interest and did not pay attention to what Clinton said out of the White House. In the White House, she saw Bill Gates. Danielle hated that man. How could he such a man own more money than she did? He was not even noble. Than she left Washington. She ignored her appointment with Leo, and went to Los Angeles instead.
She rented five limos, two helicopters, and hired ten more bodyguards just to impress the Hollywood stars. Brad was waiting for her at the airport. There were many cameras waiting these two VIP people. Because of the paparazzi, she went straight to her limos. Brad Pitt was a little upset, but indicated he was waiting for his best friend, Julia Roberts, who was on the other plane instead. Furious, Danielle went to Rodeo Drive, but in her mind, she was thinking to meet with Brad. At Cartier, she bought some jewellery. Than she went inside Gucci. There was a very handsome man waiting for her there?
Princess Mariah was waiting for Prince Richard at Harrods. They were going to shop a little and go to a restaurant and have dinner. She made her make up very carefully that day. First and gently, she applied her foundation to all her face and throat. After taking the extra part of the foundation, she smoothed her skin with powder, which has the same colour of her foundation. Than she moisture her lips with a brownish red slippery lipstick. She went to a coiffeur and made her hair permed. She thought his Richie would like it. When she went out and stared at her limousine she was very charming with her dress that shows every line of her eye-capture body, with her make up and hair, she was like a wild and a super sexy spider, trying to capture everything to her web.
At Harrods, she looked for some nightdresses. Than she went inside a caf? and ordered a double expresso and a chocolate cheesecake. She smoked a cigarette very gently when she was drinking her double expresso. Always she used Gitanes lights with menthol as cigarette, which usually rich and aristocrat people use. (Because it is very expensive to buy about $40 for 10 cigarettes) Than she saw Richard coming through her with his bodyguard army. When he saw Mariah he were shocked first and captured to her web immediately. Richard was very handsome too with his green eyes and yellow hair, with his long smooth muscular body. They were a wonderful couple. He came and kissed her with desire on her lips. Mariah was feeling every inch of his muscular body. The connection between those two was indescribable. Finally, they finished their long kiss.
?That was unbelievable!? he said and added with sympathy ? like you darling.?
?I think the same. Let?s have a cup of tea, darling.? said Mariah.
?That is a new perfume of you. Is it Burberrys? You smell wonderful,? said Richard.
?Thank you darling, how was your holiday in the Caribbean Islands? I hope you did not look at those dumb girls there?? said Mariah.
Richard loved Mariah. However he was a little casanova and everyone in Britain knew that or it can be everyone in the entire world because he was so worldwide popular. He did a wrong terrible thing in his vocation, wrong to Mariah terrible to that girl in the Island. He was very attracted to that girl when he first saw her. She was topless and lying on the sand like a beautiful mermaid at the beach. She had yellowish green cat eyes and red hair, which shined like the Moon at night. Therefore, she captured Richards?s attention. She was gorgeous and was the daughter of the famous media owner man, Richard Murdoch. She was surrounded by lots of bodyguards so it was very hard to get her attention. He could not get near her, even when he told he was Prince Richard, the grand child of Queen Elizabeth. Finally when he was shouting to the bodyguards, she got up wore the top of her bikini and looked what the hell that handsome boy was trying to do. She wore her sunglasses and stared the boy. She said:
?So what the hell are you trying to do, boy??
?Do you know who the hell one are you talking to, I am Prince Richard Windsor, the grand child of the Queen Elizabeth.? said Richard angrily. He never was insulted and mocked more in his life.
She took her sunglasses out and blinked her eyes six-seven times. Yeah she remembered this boy?s photo from the Time magazine, which she was holding in her hand. She looked at the cover of the magazine and to the boy. She was almost going to faint. The boy she was dealing with was really Prince Richard and he was in front of him topless in this beach. She was really a lucky girl.
?You damn people!? she shouted to her bodyguards.? I am fed up with your personality. How can you crazy bastard people can do such a thing to his honour Prince Richard? Now go away and leave us alone or I am gonna fire you all and send you to your fat wives.? She turned to Prince Richard and said very soft and gently, ?I am too sorry majesty but they are too dumb. How can they know very important people like you.?
She was playing the protocol games very clever and with no mistake. She looked directly to Richard?s eyes and Richard was almost going to faint at that moment. He had a terrible desire to meet and go out with this girl. However there was Mariah and he was dating with her?
??Darling, Richard! I asked you questions about your holiday, remember? How was it?? said Mariah suspiciously. She was sure Richard did a bad thing there. ?Won?t you have a good answer to comfort me??
Now Richard was in a terrible situation. What was he going to say her?
It was a typical day since Queen Elizabeth wanted to go shopping. She had her breakfast, done her daily aerobic exercises and had a look at her pets. Suddenly she wanted to spend money even her breakfast usually costs $490 a day and her pets $7000 a month. She said to a maid who was near her:
?I want to go out and shop a little, do what you are supposed to do now!?
?In a minute it is ready, majesty? said the maid respectfully.
She hated this job. If there was no good money in this job she would quit and go to even India for to be off in England because it was very difficult and she was insulted too much. It was hard because you should obey and also obey quickly and do what you were told as if it was an emergency. These aristocrat people want always obedience and quickness.
Now in a minute she should guess what the Queen may want when she is outside, collect the bodyguards and tell them the program which was the hardest thing because there were 80 bodyguards of the Queen, find the Queen?s secretary and make an update of the Queen?s wants, find good drivers and select the best limousines and ready those big things and after all find the Queen in this huge palace and tell her she can go whenever she wants. Therefore, she began to run and do all those things. She was thinking of the sweet $9000 she will get for this month. This should make her a little happy?
When she got finished all of these things, she could not find the Queen in the palace. She searched for her in every room but she could not find her. While she was running to find her, a huge crowd of people got out of the lunchroom. There was the queen. She looked at her very sharply and said:
?Where have you been? It is been five minutes and you still did not reply to my order. This palace is not the White House where you can do whatever you want in an oval shaped room??
?Your majesty, I made everything ready in one minute but in the last four minutes I was searching for her majesty the Queen.? said the maid sorrowfully.
??and who the hell she is important than me?? the Queen said angrily.
The maid was about to laugh and finally the Queen?s daughter, Princess Diana, smiled and said:
?The Queen is you mum!?
?Oh, right so if everything is ready let?s go and shop a little girls! The shops are waiting for us, the customers?? said the Queen to her daughters, Princess Diana and Danielle.
Countess Annette nodded:
?Can I come with you, your majesty??
?Offcourse you can darling.? the Queen answered.
Finally they were dressed up, wore their jewellery, emptied one bottle of expensive perfume to their body and get on their Gucci shoes. They were ready to go and spend some money. Now do not think that some money is about $10000 for them. Their shopping will cost $50000 today. In addition, spending $50000 in a few hours to nothing will not satisfy them ?